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Ok. Is this even normal?

While driving home tonight, I noticed that I remember for years if I’ve seen a cop taking radar at a certain spot to slow down at that spot or even look to make sure if there is a cop there taking radar. Doesn’t matter where I am even different state. I have realized that, that is odd. Wonder if I’m the only one that does that or what other weird shit people remember or do.

Excuse me, you are in my personal space.  I generally like, I would say a 2 ft radius around myself and you have CLEARLY raped that area.  Raped it hard.  Can’t say I’m happy about this situation.

Excuse me, you are in my personal space.  I generally like, I would say a 2 ft radius around myself and you have CLEARLY raped that area.  Raped it hard.  Can’t say I’m happy about this situation.

I can’t tell you how many times “SBBQ” & “PMC” have come in handy for me on the fly.

I can’t tell you how many times “SBBQ” & “PMC” have come in handy for me on the fly.

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FUCKING SEXY…even fixing his hair.

FUCKING SEXY…even fixing his hair.

(Source: 5trip)

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The show “House” is awful.  I don’t know why anyone watches it.  It’s just that fucking horrid.  That’s all.

Always Inappropriate. Always Mee.

hideyerstache asked: Kevin seems like a fun guy, I feel that way sometimes. Any comment on that one Ballchinagin?

There is something amazing about a really honest person.

Always Inappropriate. Always Mee.

hideyerstache asked: How exactly do you fix it all night?

oh mamma is just that talented.  IF I told you my secrets then everyone would be fixing it all night.  Clearly mamma is the only one that can do that.

thought for the day.

I really have to poop.  This is the 4th time today.  Jeez, butthole…get control of yourself.

Lets give Kevin a round of applause, hats off sir.

Lets give Kevin a round of applause, hats off sir.

(Source: ohiosurftown)